Caleb

calebbeard, originally uploaded by sugarfreak.

TURN ONS:
Madeleine Stowe
Zooey Deschanel
Polaroids
Mary Oliver
Old portable record players
Tiny Vipers (well, really I only know this one clip that I've watched repeatedly, but I think you'll agree that it's sensuous and otherworldly)
"Amelie"
Faber Castell pens
The Kinks

TURN OFFS:
burning hair

Eric

ericbeard, originally uploaded by sugarfreak.

TURN ONS: Accordions, Mayonnaise, Wool

TURN OFFS: Potholes, Shopping Malls, Professional Football

Matt B

mattbbeard, originally uploaded by sugarfreak.

TURN ONS:
lightning, snakes, bears, rainbows, big tittied mermaids, gravy

TURN OFFS:
dog poop, tomatoes, jerks, foot pain

Jon

TURN ONS:
My fiancee (Reed)
Documentaries
Chocolate Cake
MSNBC (Hardball)
My cat (Cookie
Art
Air Conditioning
The Melvins
A nice ass
Pot
Posters (Silk Screened)

TURN OFFS:
Neo-Cons (Republicans)
MP3s
Traffic
Moving/Packing
Rednecks
Flat Tires
Heat/Humidity
Tattoos from the neck up

World Beard & Mustache Championships

Mickey is competing in the World Beard & Moustache Championship this week!

Break a brush, Mickey!

Mike P

TURN ONS: My Lovely Wife Kate, Fried Chicken, Courtesy, 60s Psychedelia

TURN OFFS: Bad Manners, Green Bean Casserole

Greg

TURN ONS:
Girls With Jimmy Legs

TURN OFFS:
90 Degree Spring Days, Not Listening To AC/DC